FAQ
Asked at the gauge
What people ask while reading the wind off the board. Answered in the same format.
- Is anybody at the station?
- Current conditions: no. Extended outlook: no. We update this every morning and it has not changed.
- Six dollars is the whole price?
- Six dollars, sustained, with no gusts. The price is the calmest reading on the site.
- What does the six dollars get me?
- A name on a state form and a daily report that nothing has happened at the address. Both are accurate.
- How is mail handled?
- It is held until the next front, then forwarded by it. The front decides the direction. We post the direction.
- What if a process server shows up?
- Then conditions at the door are one process server, and the state's rule for a company with nobody home applies. That rule is on the Wyoming page, where we keep it out of the wind.
- Why just the one state?
- Because the wind we report comes off one range, and the range is here. Other states have other wind and other outfits reading it.
- Can I get a phone consultation?
- You can get a recording of the morning conditions. It is short. Wind.
- What are conditions like at the other outfits?
- Variable, and priced accordingly: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We hold at six dollars, with wind. The nothing is the same at every station. Ours comes with a forecast.
- Do you send renewal reminders?
- We send a small craft warning every day. If you take that as a reminder, it is a reminder.
- What is the difference between you and the other Wyoming outfits?
- Price, mostly, and that we tell you the weather. The nothing underneath reads the same at every station on the list.
- Can you drop me as a client?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. Sudden changes are the nature of the region.
- Is the office heated?
- The office is at outdoor temperature by design. See the other ways to save. It was our idea first.
- What is the most you would ever pay out?
- The fees from the three months before the event, which reads $1.50 on the board. It has never changed and it never blows away.
- How accurate is the forecast?
- Completely. It is always wind. The only thing we have ever got wrong is the address.